"something straight out of Fast and Furious"

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 10/05/2016 at 17:05 • Filed to: None

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“This is a 12 second car.” “Never been raced”

#EightTVs

#$200InSpareWiring

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Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:11

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oh shit son original frame Honda!!!!!!!11!!

S65 > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:13

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Testing the waters with my gorgeous 98 Honda civic. Price is somewhat negotiable, just ask. No low ballers though. —>I’ll also consider a trade for another car or cash along with a trade. <—

“gorgeous”

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:14

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nice hot air intake he’s got too.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:16

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CAR WAS PUT ON A DYNO BY LAST OWNER AND THE RESULTS REFLECTED THAT THE CAR WAS PUSHING 300 HP.

DynamicWeight > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:17

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Nah bro, I havent raced it, but my buddy right, he has the same turbo and he’s runnings 12s bro! 12s! It’s fackin fast is all I’m saying and I know it’ll runs 12s for sure. Plus my buddy is a civic guy and he helped me with the install. SO SICK BRAHBROBROBROBRESKYBRAH

CaptDale - is secretly British > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:18

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Lol, I bet no one will ask him how he knows it’s 12 seconds...

Echo51 > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:19

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Has the usual “good intentions but really subpar execution”-vibe for me honestly..

fintail > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:19

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My fintail is also a 12 second car, 0-60.

I like the careful and proud application of blue cloth on the dash above the mirror switch, Rolls-Royce has nothing on this.

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/05/2016 at 17:20

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if true, there’d be a dyno sheet. people PROUDLY show off their dyno sheets

Saracen > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/05/2016 at 17:30

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Nice n low too bro. Water in the intake = cools down the turbo = low 12's easy.

Alfalfa > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:43

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0-60 in twelve seconds, maybe...

Tristan > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:49

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Ebay turbo!!! And replacing the passenger airbag with an LCD screen? Why have I never thought of this?! Brilliant!

MonkeePuzzle > Tristan 10/05/2016 at 17:50

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you’ll never get the car going fast enough that an airbag would help in a crash

PS9 > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:51

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“12 sec”

“never been raced”

“oil has special additive to protect engine when it’s being raced”

$8k is pure Crack pipe for someone else’s project car, but on top of that, I don’t wanna buy a car from someone who cannot see how these sets of ideas are not compatible.

Tristan > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 17:53

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The passenger will be at far greater risk of fatality from manifold danger-related floorboard explosions anyway.

MonkeePuzzle > Tristan 10/05/2016 at 17:53

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fact!

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Saracen 10/05/2016 at 18:14

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ghetto water injection. or meth injection if you crash into paint shop

TheJWT > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 19:08

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The seller means you can look at it for 12 seconds before throwing up

wiffleballtony > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 20:20

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You owe me a TEN second car. Not twelve, TEN.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > MonkeePuzzle 10/05/2016 at 21:17

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“Pushing 300hp” = 250hp.

MonkeePuzzle > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/05/2016 at 21:38

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IF that

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > MonkeePuzzle 10/06/2016 at 06:37

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I’m no expert, but even if this Civic has/had 300 HP, and the crap he put into it is lightweight, is it possible for a ~1200 kg with 300 HP to do a quarter mile in 12 seconds?

MonkeePuzzle > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 10/06/2016 at 09:08

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yeah no, I’m thinking not.